I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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