Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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