So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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