"it" just moved
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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