would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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