no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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