Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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