My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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