I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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