Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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