i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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