I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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