Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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