whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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