The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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