Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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