The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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