whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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