White coat. Heels.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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