I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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