I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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