left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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