Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
