I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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