Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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