the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Couch. On fire.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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