Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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