question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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