I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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