my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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