Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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