i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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