This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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You. Win. At. Life.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
