If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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