You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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