can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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