i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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