sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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