Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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