Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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