I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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