i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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