The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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