But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I understand Curling. That high.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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