Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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