Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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