tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
All I want is dick and wine.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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