The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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