Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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