Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
If I had your ass I would rule the world
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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