His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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