She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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