I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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