y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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