On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Is Oprah even human
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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