I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We're too hungover to prance.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Randomize