guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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