If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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