You're completely useless in the revolution.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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