Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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