What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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