VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sober January is a disaster.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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