ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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