i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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